Surviving YOUR Stag Do – Part 3 – Stag Do Pranks 

Stag Do Pranks

It’s the Stag Do prank that sends shivers down the spine of every groom-to-be.  You could be stripped, naked, tied, or even worse! Sure it’s a cliché, but you can be certain at least one of your parties will be toying with the idea. So what do you need to know if you find yourself with your bits blowing in the wind?

The POLICE perspective

We consulted a police officer from NZ’s stag night capital, Auckland – to find out what could happen to you if you’re found with your dangly bits hanging out.
“If you’ve got genitals on show you’re indecently exposing yourself, and you could be outraging public decency. There’s a possibility of jail time for that,” says the PC. “If your mates were caught doing it, we could quite easily lock them up for all kinds of offenses. It’s one of those situations where it depends which police officer finds you and what kind of mood they’re in.”

Cut and run

It’s the end of the night. You’re being led toward the town square/seafront/port / the center of a roundabout in Wellington City. Alarm bells are ringing. So, for goodness’ sake, cut your losses and run. If you can spot the signs, act on them – and quickly. If you’re really worried then a quick getaway in a pre-booked cab could even be in order.

Employ a mole

Tell a trusted member of the stag party that under no circumstances do you want to end the night with your little fella swinging in the wind. A sympathetic voice among the mob could be an invaluable resource. In the event that the prank goes ahead anyway, have a mole on the inside – an accomplice who’ll return to the scene in 30 minutes and free you.

Take insurance

Before you set off for the night, write the number of a local emergency locksmith on your arm in indelible marker. Your mates will probably have taken your mobile with them, but there’s a chance you could ask a kindly passer-by to dial the number and hand you theirs (it’s not like you can run off it).

Get greasy

Another extreme measure, but if you’re sure that the worst is going to happen to you, consider applying a thin veneer of Vaseline all over the body. It’ll help to keep you warm and maybe even assist in giving your stags the slip – literally.

Take it in good humor

If it happens to you, it’s going to be deeply, deeply embarrassing, especially because there’s bound to be some, erm, shrinkage, from the cold. But just remember that every passer-by or policeman knows exactly what has happened and probably sympathizes deeply. And with all that time on your own, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to think of how you’re going to get your revenge with some good old Stag Do pranks.

Why book with Stag & Hens Do NZ?

Stag & Hens do Ltd was established in August 2008 and is owned and operated by New Zealanders Tim Evans and his partner Olivia. We specialize in planning and arranging New Zealand self-drive and escorted personalized stag do packages for small to large groups.

Having been involved in the New Zealand stag do industry for over 8 years, we understand the needs of the Bestman & his mates and the importance of personal service. Here at Stag & Hens do We are totally committed to organizing Stag & Hen Do’s in New Zealand that simply exceeds your expectations every time, this we guarantee. Our aim is to ensure high levels of service, with considerable attention to detail and efficient smooth organization.

7 Reasons to consider us when arranging your Stag Do

• We are Stag Do Specialists with a tourism background
• Your wishes are paramount – we deliver what we promise
• Our first-hand knowledge comes from living, working, and experiencing New Zealand
• You have the confidence of knowing someone is always available to help
• We create and designn our Itineraries to highlight the best stag related activities in New Zealand
• You choose accommodation and transport style and type
• We will take away all of your uncertainty. With us, you will know your transport, accommodation, and that all your activities are booked
• At Stag and Hens Do NZ you will pay no more than the best pricing you will find by doing it yourself. No booking fees.

Ask yourself…

• Is my knowledge of stag do activities and my time to research the options limited?
• Do I want the best stag do experience suited to my expectations and requirements?
• Do I want to maximize my stag do experience and minimize wasted time and risk?

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